your mums so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

your mums so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

your mums so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

your mums so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.

your mums so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

your mums so stupid, she gave birth to you.

your mums so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

your mums so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

your mums so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

your mums so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

your mums so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

your mums so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

your mums so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

your mums so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

your mums so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

your mums so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

your mums so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

your mums so stupid, she was locked in sainsburys and starved to death.

your mums so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.

your mums so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

your mums so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

your mums so stupid she tried to insult you but started with your mum

your mums so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

your mums so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

your mums so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

your mums so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

your mums so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

your mums so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

your mums so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

your mums so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.